Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Good intentions

Sticky notes have taken over my parents' farmhouse.  It’s the latest Rempel trend.  Tiny fluorescent squares arbitrarily garnishing random surfaces, mainly in the kitchen.  Short, pertinent messages scrawled in pen. Pay cell phone bill.  Take garbage to dump. Oil change Saturday 8 AM. Call the vet.  Said reminders were created nameless, but all serve a relevant purpose: to battle procrastination.  A hopeless attempt to organize pink, orange, blue and green squares only leads to confusion of the original placement of the notes and a brand-new explosion of rewritten reminders. 

Most trends do not last in our household.  Other tendencies have included: compost heaps in the garden in a mild effort to support the trend of “going green”, recycling (see previous), family meetings implementing a token “talking-stick”, and revoking vehicle privileges as a form of punishment. 

My mother deserves a medal. She is the most proactive woman I know.  She would rather hand-till the garden or weed an entire shelter-belt than sit and, heaven forbid, relax.

To her chagrin, she was stuck with four lackluster individuals named family.  

Again, the shelf life of good intent in our house is short and sweet.